{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go to art school?","punchline":"He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.","id":414}
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{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.","punchline":"Bartender says, \"here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!\"","id":368}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}
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