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{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the orange win the race?","punchline":"It ran out of juice.","id":338}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?","punchline":"A nervous wreck.","id":258}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?","punchline":"Neither did he.","id":100}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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