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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
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