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Bradley Ernest Davis is an American former professional basketball player who spent the bulk of his National Basketball Association (NBA) career with the Dallas Mavericks. He has been associated with the Mavericks for the team's entire existence as either a player, assistant coach or broadcaster.
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{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How many seconds are in a year?","punchline":"12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc","id":142}
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do hamburgers go to dance?","punchline":"The meat-ball.","id":285}
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Kathy Cox is a former superintendent of public schools for the U.S. state of Georgia, and is a Repub