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{"type":"standard","title":"The Man in the Case (film)","displaytitle":"The Man in the Case (film)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4508544","titles":{"canonical":"The_Man_in_the_Case_(film)","normalized":"The Man in the Case (film)","display":"The Man in the Case (film)"},"pageid":57802972,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Man_in_case1%281939%29.png/330px-Man_in_case1%281939%29.png","width":320,"height":238},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Man_in_case1%281939%29.png","width":688,"height":512},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260173665","tid":"90519e28-ae27-11ef-a967-c0d3f5512a01","timestamp":"2024-11-29T07:57:22Z","description":"1939 Soviet film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_Case_(film)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_Case_(film)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_Case_(film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Man_in_the_Case_(film)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_Case_(film)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Man_in_the_Case_(film)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_in_the_Case_(film)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Man_in_the_Case_(film)"}},"extract":"The Man in the Case is a 1939 Soviet drama film directed by Isidor Annensky. This film is based on the short story \"The Man in the Case\" written by Anton Chekhov in 1898.","extract_html":"
The Man in the Case is a 1939 Soviet drama film directed by Isidor Annensky. This film is based on the short story \"The Man in the Case\" written by Anton Chekhov in 1898.
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Alive! In Osaka is a 2018 live video album from Japanese pop punk band Shonen Knife.
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