{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?","punchline":"He ate the pizza before it was cool.","id":117}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?","punchline":"A fowl smell!","id":230}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about Switzerland?","punchline":"I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.","id":426}
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