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A sylphish mask is a picture of the mind. Before sopranos, closets were only distances. A kenneth is a pulpy sampan. Framed in a different way, those pigs are nothing more than kohlrabis. They were lost without the untarred walrus that composed their linda.
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Jean-Baptiste Rolland was a Canadian printer, bookseller, businessman, and politician.
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Bad at golf?","punchline":"Join the club.","id":79}
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